I am not Kate Gosselin
I don’t have eight kids
Really! I don’t! Believe me, I looked!
My divorce was never on the internet
Or television, or in the tabloids
Could have been…
At one point I did a walk-on for Jerry Springer
I was working, installing a sign
Across the street from where they were taping
Up on a building, standing on a ladder..
They asked me to be the jealous girlfriend
Does that count?
If I was Kate Gosselin
I would have a reality show
Dance across the screen
And hit the talk shows…
Wait!
I’m still looking for those eight kids
They have to be around here somewhere!
Uriah told me To stop being silly and Take his picture please
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funny poem!
Jingle,
Thank you I am trying to visit some/alot of the poets posted on your blog.
Have a great Day!
Gerardine
This is cute and I enjoyed reading it.
Viola,
thank you I was in a mood, she as on every channel last night then this morning.
Gerardine
I can’t help but LMAO.
Thanx for stopping by @ ma blog, it’s so noble of you…
I’ll be hitting my blog with another poem 2moro, titled (THE CLOUDS ABOVE ME KEEP POURING), it’s a piece U don’t wanna miss…..
http://ediomoudofia.blogspot.com/
Ediomo Udofia,
I will stop by and read it.
Thank you for commenting. Have a great day!
Gerardine
haha. love it…really you were a walk on…how cool. hi uriah!
brian,
Thank you. Yes, I was on the very beginning in a skit. A friend of mine called to tell me her mother saw me. I had fun.
Uriah says “Hi” back..”Woof!”
Gerardine
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lol. you’re funny
kseverny,
I had fun too. Thank you
Have a wonderful day!
Gerardine
I saw you among participants’ post,
sorry for my earlier comment,
Relax,
Happy Friday!
Jingle,
I always need a reminder so don’t stop.
Have a great day!
Gerardine
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/come-what-may-trisha-happy-new-year/
enjoy the treats!
Happy Friday!
Ji,
Thank you!
Gerardine
You are funny…gee, for your sake, I hope there aren’t eight kids lurking about your place! You’d need all her nannies etc…to take care of them!
suzicate,
Still haven’t found those eight kids and all the camera’s that follow Kate Gosselin around. lol!
Gerardine
I dont know who Kate Gosselin is but I dont think it mattered!! I got the jest & enjoyed this alot. Cheers Pete
pete,
Thank you for commenting. Have a great day!
Gerardine
hhhahahah classic, loved that, nice pic of u and my wee pal, he looks at the camera saying “not again” there better be a buscuit in it for me, grrrrrrrrrrrr good one again dear, happy day xx
william,
That is what he wanted! lol! you know him well.
Have a happy week!
Gerardine xx
We don’t have eight kids either. But I’m going to guess we’re better dancers than Kate Gosselin is.
Dennis the Vizsla,
LOL!!
Gerardine
😆
I think eight kids will be hard to lose, one, hmm, maybe. 🙂
girlgeum,
lol! thank you for commenting.
have a great week!
Gerardine
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