I am not Kate Gosselin
I don’t have eight kids
Really! I don’t! Believe me, I looked!
My divorce was never on the internet
Or television, or in the tabloids
Could have been…
At one point I did a walk-on for Jerry Springer
I was working, installing a sign
Across the street from where they were taping
Up on a building, standing on a ladder..
They asked me to be the jealous girlfriend
Does that count?
If I was Kate Gosselin
I would have a reality show
Dance across the screen
And hit the talk shows…
Wait!
I’m still looking for those eight kids
They have to be around here somewhere!
Uriah told me To stop being silly and Take his picture please